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ELLEN DEGENERES’ Hilarious UK Lawn Mower Fail Goes Viral

07 May 2025 — Ellen DeGeneres gave fans a laugh when she tried mowing the lawn at her new home in the UK. The former talk show host shared a video on Instagram of her first attempt, filmed by her wife, Portia De Rossi.

In the clip, Ellen rides a mower across flat grass before hitting trouble on a hill. She struggles to drive up the slope and needs help from someone pushing behind her.

Portia can be heard laughing as she films Ellen’s struggle, poking fun at Ellen’s lack of experience with simple chores. This funny moment comes after rumors about their farmhouse flooding — rumors that Ellen has already denied.

TRUMP UNLEASHES Brutal Jokes On Pritzker’S Weight — Crowd Roars

02 May 2025 — President Trump didn’t hold back when he joked about Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s size on national TV. Trump poked fun at Pritzker’s eating habits, saying the Democrat orders “five” hamburgers at once. The crowd erupted with laughter as Trump mimicked the billionaire governor.

Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel jumped in, having Pritzker read out mocking nicknames like “JBLT,” “JB the Hut,” and “JBackribs.” Pritzker tried to play along, nervously adding names like “J Burger” and “J Beefy.”

Kimmel quipped that if Americans could vote, “JBackribs” would win by a landslide. This moment shows how Democrats such as Pritzker face more than policy fights — they have to deal with Trump’s tough humor.

As Joel Pollak noted, if Pritzker runs for president, he’ll need thick skin. Facing off against Trump means battling more than just campaign slogans — it means surviving his relentless jokes and sharp style.

BORIS Johnson’s WILD Texas Safari: Ostrich Attack Sparks Hilarity

09 April 2025 — Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had a surprising encounter with an ostrich during a family trip to a Texas safari park. The seven-foot-tall bird, known for its strong legs and sharp claws, approached Johnson’s vehicle. As he extended his hand, the ostrich bit him, causing a startled reaction from the former leader.

Johnson’s wife, Carrie, caught the incident on video and shared it on Instagram. The footage shows Johnson calling the ostrich over while one of his children leans toward the window. The bird then sticks its neck into the car and bites him, leading to an exclamation of surprise from Johnson.

The unusual encounter adds humor to Johnson’s vacation story as he is more used to verbal attacks in politics than physical ones from wildlife. Despite the shock, no serious injuries were reported from this safari adventure gone awry.

This incident serves as a reminder of how unpredictable wildlife interactions can be at such parks.

ROSIE O’Donnell’S Wild Election Theory: Claims Musk Controlled Votes

23 March 2025 — Rosie O’Donnell stirred controversy in her first Irish TV appearance, sharing a wild theory about the U.S. election on The Late Late Show. She claimed Elon Musk, because of his control over the platform formerly known as Twitter, might have swayed election results nationwide.

O’Donnell questioned how a president could win every swing state while linked with Musk, whom she believes “owns and runs the internet.” She demanded an investigation into what she sees as irregularities during America’s election night.

In March, O’Donnell revealed her move to Ireland due to dissatisfaction with U.S. politics and Donald Trump’s influence. In an online video message, she encouraged Americans to think about political events and hoped for positive change.

HOLLYWOOD STAR’S Anti-Trump Outburst Ignites Fury

24 February 2025 — Actress Natasha Lyonne criticized former President Donald Trump at the 40th Independent Spirit Awards. Her comments, filled with emotional language, targeted Trump’s leadership and policies. Lyonne expressed concern over issues like abortion access for young girls.

Lyonne dismissed Trump as merely a “showbiz guy.” Many conservatives find this inaccurate given Trump’s political achievements and survival of assassination attempts. Her statements have drawn criticism from those who see Trump as more than just a celebrity figurehead.

The actress also voiced her disapproval of violence and societal issues affecting marginalized communities. She lamented the country’s struggles with insanity and violence, expressing deep concern for vulnerable groups such as women and minorities.

Lyonne’s comments reflect broader Hollywood sentiments often critical of conservative policies, sparking debate among audiences about the role of celebrities in political discourse. Her remarks highlight ongoing tensions between entertainment figures and conservative values in America.

ELON MUSK Faces Shocking Backlash: Immigrants Demand He Leave the US

24 February 2025 — Elon Musk recently faced backlash from some immigrants in the U.S. During a public event, several individuals voiced strong opinions about his presence in the country. One woman suggested that Musk should “go back” to South Africa, seemingly unaware of his legal immigration status and citizenship since 2002.

An older gentleman echoed similar sentiments, falsely claiming Musk was not a citizen and urging him to return to South Africa. His remarks were based on misinformation about Musk’s legal journey to becoming an American citizen. According to Walter Isaacson’s biography, Musk moved legally as a student in 1992 before gaining citizenship a decade later.

Another woman, identifying herself as an immigrant, labeled Musk as a “racist and a Nazi,” urging him to leave the U.S. Her comments highlighted tensions within immigrant communities regarding high-profile figures like Musk who have achieved significant success in America.

These statements reflect broader debates on immigration and identity in the United States today. The incident underscores ongoing discussions about what it means to be American and how successful immigrants are perceived by others within their communities.

TRUMP vs Mills: FIERY Showdown Over Transgender Sports

23 February 2025 — President Donald TRUMP and Democratic Governor Janet Mills had a heated exchange at the White House over transgender women in sports. This meeting showed the growing divide between Republicans and Democrats on this hot-button issue.

The debate mirrors ongoing national talks about fairness and inclusivity in sports. Both sides stand firm, with Republicans stressing fairness for biological women, while Democrats push for transgender rights.

FOX News reported that this confrontation highlights political tensions surrounding gender identity today. The clash is part of wider debates on laws affecting transgender athletes across the nation.

SHERYL CROW’S Bold Tesla Move: Why She Ditched Elon Musk

16 February 2025 — Sheryl Crow recently posted a video on Instagram, showing her Tesla being towed away. She decided to part with the car due to Elon Musk’s actions. Crow said, "There comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with.

The singer criticized Musk for his stance against NPR and announced she would donate to the organization. She accused Musk of threatening NPR, which he claims is biased against conservatives. Crow hopes her donation will help “the truth” reach those seeking it.

Musk has pushed for cutting NPR’s federal funding because of its perceived bias and censorship of conservative voices. During the 2020 election, NPR dismissed the Hunter Biden laptop story as not credible news, sparking criticism from many who saw it as shielding certain political figures from scrutiny.

BLAKE LIVELY’S Shocking Lawsuit: Hollywood Drama Heats UP

25 January 2025 — Justin Baldoni’s wife, Emily, has spoken out for the first time since Blake Lively filed a lawsuit against her husband. In a birthday message to Justin, Emily addressed the ongoing legal battle. Lively accused Baldoni of sexual harassment and retaliation related to their work on "It Ends With Us.

Blake Lively’s legal team claims that Baldoni’s actions are part of an “abuser playbook,” alleging he launched a smear campaign against her. They stress that sexual harassment and retaliation are illegal everywhere. Court documents with these allegations are available on The New York Times’ website.

Legal expert Gregory Doll predicts this battle will escalate before any settlement is reached between the parties involved. He notes the heated exchanges between both camps since Lively initiated legal action against Baldoni. This case highlights ongoing challenges in addressing misconduct allegations within Hollywood and other industries.

TRUMP’S Bold Move: Greenland Dream Ignites NEW Excitement

07 January 2025 — President-elect Trump has reignited interest in acquiring GREENLAND with a humorous post on social media. On Monday, he shared a video suggesting that Greenlanders support the idea of joining the United States. The video featured a man wearing a MAGA hat, expressing his desire for America to purchase Greenland.

Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., is set to visit Greenland on Tuesday in a personal capacity. He will not engage with government officials during this trip. The timing of this visit aligns with Trump’s renewed calls for U.S. ownership of the island, sparking curiosity and speculation about potential diplomatic moves.

In his Truth Social post, Trump claimed that Greenlanders are supporters of his “Make America Great Again” movement. This claim was bolstered by the video where a local expressed admiration for Americans and dissatisfaction with Danish governance. Such statements could fuel further discussions about U.S.-Greenland relations under Trump’s leadership.

PRIME MINISTER’S Heartfelt Tribute to Beloved Brother

28 December 2024 — The PRIME MINISTER, 62, honored his brother as a “wonderful man.” He praised his brother’s courage and humor in facing life’s challenges. “We will miss him very much,” he expressed.

Starmer extended gratitude to those who treated his brother, acknowledging their skill and compassion. The prime minister was scheduled for a holiday but plans to remain at home instead.

The Starmer brothers grew up in Surrey with two other siblings. Nick Starmer faced learning difficulties due to birth complications, which impacted his social interactions during childhood.

In a biography by Tom Baldwin, the prime minister shared insights into their family life. He recalled sharing a room with Nick and noted the challenges Nick faced from peers who labeled him unfairly.

2024’s MOST MISPRONOUNCED Names Revealed: A Surprising List

04 December 2024 — Vice President Kamala Harris and pop star Chappell Roan topped the list of most mispronounced names in 2024. Released by Babbel and The Captioning Group, this list highlights common pronunciation errors made by news anchors and politicians. It serves as a look back at the year’s most talked-about topics and figures.

Chappell Roan, known for her hit “Good Luck, Babe!” and six Grammy nominations, often has her name mispronounced as SHA-pel ROW-an instead of CHAP-uhl ROHN. During Kamala Harris’s unsuccessful presidential run this year, her great-nieces clarified that her first name is pronounced COM-a-la at the Democratic National Convention.

U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg also made the list due to ongoing confusion over his last name’s pronunciation. His campaign previously used “Boot-Edge-Edge” on posters to help people during his 2020 presidential bid.

Even dog breeds like Dutch Kooikerhondje entered American vocabulary this year thanks to Shohei Ohtani’s pet Decoy, who became a fan favorite at Dodgers games. The breed is pronounced COY-ker-HUND-che but often leaves people puzzled when they try to say it correctly.

HOLLYWOOD’S Secret Political Agenda: Julia Roberts Backs Kamala Harris

29 October 2024 — Julia Roberts stars in a new ad urging voters to support Kamala Harris, despite her Trump-supporting husband’s objections. The ad hints at secrecy in voting, with Roberts saying, “Remember, what happens in the booth stays in the booth.” This fits with Roberts’ active role in political events backing Democratic candidates.

Roberts attended a Hollywood fundraiser for Joe Biden where attendees like George Clooney raised concerns about Biden’s cognitive health. It’s unclear if Roberts noticed or ignored these issues during the event. Her involvement shows Hollywood’s sway over political narratives and their effect on public views.

In a chat with Oprah Winfrey and Kamala Harris, Roberts accidentally admitted that foreign opinions on U.S. leadership are negative under Biden and Harris. She noted that international friends express worry over America’s current state, hinting at global doubts about U.S. governance.

Roberts continues her advocacy by campaigning for Kamala Harris alongside Stacey Abrams in Georgia, even though polls show Donald Trump leading Harris by four points according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. This suggests a tough road for Democrats as they face strong Republican challenges before upcoming elections.

DEA AGENTS’ Shocking "World Debauchery Tour" Exposed

25 July 2024 — A WhatsApp chat among DEA agents revealed a shocking “world debauchery tour” involving “boozing and whoring” on taxpayer money. They shared lurid images and joked about serious crimes. The arrest of George Zoumberos in 2018 for allegedly forcing anal sex on a woman in Madrid highlighted the issue.

Despite the severity, U.S. officials barely investigated the woman’s claims. The DEA has long avoided discussing this case, only stating that such misconduct is unacceptable. Thousands of secret documents obtained by AP show a culture of corruption within the agency.

Zoumberos claimed the interaction was consensual and was released after U.S. Embassy intervention. A Spanish judge dismissed the case due to insufficient evidence, and Zoumberos returned to duty with just a reprimand for “poor judgment.” The woman maintains she clearly refused his advances.

This scandal raises serious questions about accountability within federal agencies tasked with enforcing drug laws globally. Taxpayers deserve transparency and integrity from those entrusted with such significant responsibilities.;

SEINFELD’S Speech Ignites Protests at Duke: Graduates Challenge His Views

13 May 2024 — A small group of Duke University graduates protested during comedian Jerry Seinfeld’s commencement speech in North Carolina. About 30 out of 7,000 students walked out, chanting “free Palestine.” Their protest sparked mixed reactions among the audience.

Seinfeld, who was honored with an honorary doctorate at the event, is known for his support of Israel. This stance has become more pronounced following recent conflicts between Israel and Gaza. The protests at Duke reflect a growing trend of campus activism in the U.S., where students are pushing their institutions to cut ties with Israeli businesses and supporters.

The unrest at Duke is indicative of a broader national movement on college campuses concerning the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. This spring alone witnessed nearly 2,900 arrests from protests at over 57 universities across the country. Students have established encampments and organized walkouts to compel their universities to address what they see as injustices in the Middle East.

These demonstrations highlight a significant shift toward more vocal and widespread student activism aimed at influencing university policies on international issues. The incident at Duke underscores the increasing willingness of students to use their voices to effect change on global matters directly impacting their communities and beyond.

PELOSI SLAMMED as "Elite" in Fiery Oxford Populism Debate

12 May 2024 — Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was criticized during an Oxford Union debate for calling populism a threat to democracy. She referred to some Americans as “poor souls” who are misled by their beliefs in “guns, gays, [and] God.” Winston Marshall, former Mumford and Sons musician, challenged her stance, defending the essence of populism.

Marshall argued that the term “populist” has been hijacked by elites to belittle ordinary citizens. He highlighted how terms like “racist,” “bigot,” and “deplorable” are now linked with populism, showing a narrative shift controlled by those at the top.

The debate underscored a significant split in how populism is viewed in America. While Pelosi views it as a peril to democracy, critics like Marshall see it as embodying core American values that are often misunderstood.

This discussion at the renowned Oxford Union highlights ongoing tensions within U.S. political dialogue, reflecting broader national debates about democracy and representation.

NEW YEAR’S EVE Revelations: Bidens Discuss Holiday Cheer and 2024 Ambitions

01 January 2024 — During a New Year’s Eve interview with Ryan Seacrest, President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden opened up about their holiday festivities and future aspirations. The chat was part of Dick Clarke’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve show, which had a friendly atmosphere but wasn’t devoid of political implications.

President Biden took the opportunity to highlight his administration’s achievements, with a special focus on job creation. He proudly pointed out the resurgence of factory jobs that were once outsourced overseas. The President claimed that since his inauguration, his administration has been responsible for creating 14 million jobs.

Furthermore, Biden expressed his desire for Americans to appreciate their nation’s current strength as we usher in the new year. He hopes this awareness will spur unity and progress as we approach 2024.

ELF BAR Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind the World’s Top E-Cigarette and Its Billion-Dollar TAX Scam

19 December 2023 — In just two years, Elf Bar, a flashy vaping gadget, has skyrocketed to global prominence as the leading disposable e-cigarette. Not only has it raked in billions in sales, but it has also become a favorite among underage American teens who vape. Last week saw the first public confiscation of Elf Bar products by U.S. authorities during an operation that seized 1.4 million illegal flavored e-cigarettes from China.

The confiscated goods were worth $18 million and included brands beyond Elf Bar. However, public records and court documents disclose that Chinese e-cigarette manufacturers have smuggled in products valued at hundreds of millions while adeptly circumventing customs duties and import fees. These firms frequently mislabel their shipments as “battery chargers’ or ”flashlights', thereby hampering efforts to control teen vaping in America.

Eric Lindblom, a former FDA official, lambasted regulatory approaches towards disposables as “very weak”, allowing this issue to spiral out of control. Meanwhile, fruit-and-candy-flavored disposables have flooded into America following China’s ban on vaping flavors last year under the pretense of safeguard

APPLE PULLS Plug on Jon Stewart Show Over Controversial Topics: Inside the Power Struggle

22 October 2023 — Apple has reportedly put a halt to Jon Stewart’s show due to disagreements over the subject matter of the upcoming season. The comedian intended to delve into hot-button issues such as China, Israel, and artificial intelligence, sparking tension with Apple’s top brass.

Sources within the company disclosed that the conflict stemmed from some of Stewart’s proposed themes and guests for “The Problem”. It was revealed that potential show topics related to China and artificial intelligence were raising eyebrows among Apple executives.

A subsequent report by CNN pinpointed Israel as another contentious issue that Apple was hesitant to tackle. Despite having been granted creative freedom over his show, Stewart found himself increasingly at odds with the company’s reluctance towards his choice of guests and topics.

China poses a particularly delicate issue for Apple. The authoritarian communist country represents nearly one-fifth of Apple’s sales revenue and is also home to most of its manufacturing operations.